Extreme Knitters Anonymous

No Boys Allowed

Boys: you're probably looking for this website

• Don't be alarmed
• You can still escape
• Of course, there's no need to escape
• you could be this guy

BUT BE WARNED

1. Individuals with allergies to pet dander and other airborne substances are at risk. Ask Ethel.
2. Carpe diem, as the vets say. Donde esta. Vad frick pågår.

Dec 25 2014

Today, I am halfhearted. I started Extreme Knitting but I got bored. I listened to half of Zurich but I got bored (John Finnemore, I promise I will finish. You are my god). I started to learn how to code but this is about the extent of my ability. I thought about learning how to play Landslide on the piano but didn't even print the sheet music. I might go to the gym later, but no guarantees. I washed my face at 5:00 pm.

Observations

• I do faintly want to produce something today.
• It probably wouldn't be a bad idea to clean up.
• I need to find Kara's gift and write her a letter ASAP.
• I want to watch Anchorman. I didn't like it the first time but maybe I have grown.
• I want to write something funny.
• Maybe I should comp the Lampoon.
• Nah
• Possible I should write the thing about Babadook for Dr. S.
• Or I could write stuff for Open Mic.
• Wow even my internal ramblings are just a to-do list.

Maybe I should work out so that I don't die alone.

Mindy Kaling is brilliant.

We are basically the same person.

Mindy love me.

I am going to draw this picture right now.

UPDATE

I went to the gym at 12:30 am. Belleville after midnight on a religious holiday is a strange, empty place.

I also drew the picture of Mindy running in front of the cab. It's very weird. Maybe I should paint it on a bed sheet and tack it up in my dorm room. Make all my roommates uncomfortable.

Maybe I should paint a picture of MYSELF running in front of a cab. Make all my roommates uncomfortable and concerned.